The red don't have any superpowers;
The white ones look like eggs.
The black turn red and then go boom!
The yellow are strong, except on ice.
The blue are possibly the weakest of the lot.
They go in threes and they don't cuss.
What do they want that the King has got?
What's this about? What's all the fuss?
...and we're back.
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